It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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