let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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