so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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