Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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