I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I came so hard my ears popped.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
