hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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