Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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