Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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