We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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