she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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