if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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