I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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