you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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