I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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