i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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