yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Never underestimate the power of titties
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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