Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
