It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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