Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just threw up on my dentist
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
