The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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