doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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