He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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