Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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