DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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