So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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