just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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