She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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