Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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