Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Do plants get herpes?
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