One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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