why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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