my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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