i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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