is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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