he puts the penis in happiness.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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