I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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