with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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