then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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