Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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