we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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