I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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