Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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