is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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