I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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