hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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