So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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