Sponge bath it is.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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