How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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