Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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