at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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