i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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